The ghost update.

My house ghost has been a bit annoying lately. He/she usually moves the drapes, sends a waft of lilacs about, or allows you to catch a glimpse out of the corner of your eye. All pretty mellow by ghost standards.
But lately, things have gotten a bit annoying. My bedroom door is being knocked on again...loudly. And he/she has now taken to poking at me when I am in bed. At first I thought I was imagining it, but the pokes were very distinct. I was being prodded, and it was bugging the hell out of me.
So after a few days of this nonsense, I said out loud "Just stop it, OK?" My hand was gently patted, and I haven't been bothered since.