Here's what I think...

So I've been mulling this issue over for a few weeks now. I've twisted and turned it in my brain, and come up with the following conclusion.

Question: Why hasn't anyone seen Tiger Woods for the past few weeks?

Answer: Scorned wife + golf club = facial trauma.

My guess is that Tiger is recovering from extensive facial reconstruction due to his wife wailing on his sorry face for his indiscretions.

Maybe he will come back from this looking like Michael Jackson? If nothing else that would certainly cure his wandering eye, 'cause we all know that regardless of the amount of money one has, at the end of the day no-on will sleep with a freak show!