A nose by any other name

Nurse: What brings you in today?
Pt: I have a funny taste in my mouth.
Nurse: Is there any reason you can think of that might have caused this?
Pt: Well, I recently started nose drops. And since then I have a funny taste in my mouth.
Nurse: Well, that can happen with nose drops, they...
Pt(interrupting):I was using them, and then I noticed that the bottle said to shake gently before use. I didn't do that, and now I think I've been poisoned.
Nurse: Oh.......

Here's what I think...

So I've been mulling this issue over for a few weeks now. I've twisted and turned it in my brain, and come up with the following conclusion.

Question: Why hasn't anyone seen Tiger Woods for the past few weeks?

Answer: Scorned wife + golf club = facial trauma.

My guess is that Tiger is recovering from extensive facial reconstruction due to his wife wailing on his sorry face for his indiscretions.

Maybe he will come back from this looking like Michael Jackson? If nothing else that would certainly cure his wandering eye, 'cause we all know that regardless of the amount of money one has, at the end of the day no-on will sleep with a freak show!