Because I can

We have a tracking system at work which allows us to indicate where patients are placed for ease of locating. This system also indicates the nurse or nurses working in each area.
For fun, we have been competing to see who can come up with the wittiest name for the nurses in a given area. So far we have named each other: Miss Piggy, Captain Kirk, Deanna Troi, Bert and Ernie, Oscar and Kermit, etc....you get the jist of it.
In looking for new names to call people, I came across the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition....they are a species on Star Trek: Deep Space 9, and have much to teach us. Here are a selection of their rules:
Rule 10: Greed is eternal
Rule 31: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother...insult something he cares about instead
Rule 40: She can touch your lobes but not your latinum
Rule 45: Expand or die
Rule 48: The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife
Rule 59 Free advice is seldom cheap
Rule 60: Keep your lies consistent
Rule 104: Faith moves mountains...of inventory
Rule 112: Never have sex with the bosses sister
Rule 113: Always have sex with the boss
Rule 141: Only fools pay retail
Rule 266: When in doubt, lie